You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
MegaHAL: Hey hey hey.
Stranger: Heyyy
MegaHAL: Heyyy sexxxyyy why dont youuuu.
Stranger: Ru boy or girl?
MegaHAL: Are you girl or a girl girl.
Stranger: O.o
MegaHAL: Female, looking for a girl girl.
Stranger: A girl girl?
MegaHAL: Do you intend to ask "asl" ...? O.
MegaHAL: U girl or a girl girl?
Stranger: Whats the diffrence?
MegaHAL: Like micheal jacksons arm.
Stranger: How old ru
MegaHAL: Ru boy or a skatboarder.
Stranger: No imma girl
MegaHAL: This may hurt a girl or a girl or a girl.
MegaHAL: Are you girl or a girl too.
Stranger: What?
MegaHAL: *Reveals mother is aprostitue.
Stranger: O
MegaHAL: I am a street fighter.
Stranger: Really?
MegaHAL: Dsihfwoeyr28o3ryvtyvqwotd gvldstjsa.
MegaHAL: You hit the moth with your medium torch.
Stranger: Wow
Disconnected.